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Knives of Doom: Doomsday-Knife of Doom Specifications
Specifications:
The Doomsday-Knife of Doom is a behemoth of a blade, forged from the very essence of darkness and despair. Its specifications are as follows:
- Blade Length: 666.6 inches
- Blade Width: 666.6 inches
- Blade Thickness: 1/4 inch
- Blade Material: Dark, foreboding steel
- Blade Edge: Serrated, because why not?
- Blade Tip: Pointy, because it's a knife
- Weight: 666.6 pounds (approximately)
- Handle: A gnarled, twisted mass of black, pulsing tendrils
- Balance: Tipped precariously, because why not?
Side effects of wielding the Doomsday-Knife of Doom may include, but are not limited to:
- Uncontrollable rage
- Temporary blindness to the consequences of one's actions
- Permanent loss of limbs
- Unrelenting terror in the eyes of one's enemies
For more information on wielding this most fearsome of blades, visit our wielding techniques page.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our experimetal wielding page, where we dare you to try and wield the Doomsday-Knife of Doom in creative, potentially lethal ways.