Where the blades are sharp, and so are the words.
Insult 1:
You're so dull, you make a butter knife look like a razor.
Insult 2:
Your personality is sharper than you, and that's not saying much.
Insult 3:
When you walk into a room, the air gets colder.
Insult 4:
I'm not saying you're a failure. I'm saying you're a Failure of a Knife.