You Are So Stupid
You must have missed the memo, because clearly, you're having a bad hair day in more ways than one. Your brain's gone MIA, your logic is a joke, and your fashion sense is a crime scene.
On the bright side, at least you're not lost at sea... yet. That'd be a step up from this abyss of idiocy you're currently drowning in.
Here's a tip: try reading a book or taking a class in Basic Common Sense. It's free, we promise.