Official Rules of Juggling Records

Rule 1: No Juggling on Tuesdays

According to ancient juggling lore, Tuesdays are sacred days of rest. Do not juggle during this time, lest you face the wrath of the Juggling Gods.

Exceptions

Rule 2: Three Balls, No More, No Less

The art of juggling requires precision and control. Only three balls may be juggled at any given time. More or less, and you risk losing the rhythm.

Advanced Techniques: Balancing Act

Rule 3: Eye Protection Mandatory

Jugglers, beware! Eye safety is paramount. Always wear protective eyewear when juggling, lest you wish to lose an eye.

Eye Safety Guidelines

These rules are subject to change. Consult your local Juggling Council for updates and interpretations.

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