Welcome to the Knives of the Ancients
Here at the Knives of the Ancients, we don't just make any knife. Oh no, we're talking about blades that've been to the moon, man. Our knives are forged in the heart of a volcano, hammered by dwarves with a taste for adventure.Our most famous member, Balthazar McSnazz, has wielded a knife that's been to the moon and back, and we've got the space suit to prove it. Okay, maybe not the space suit. That's just a really nice onesie we found in the storage room.
Want to join the ranks of the Knives of the Ancients? You'll need to prove your worth by completing our rigorous training program, which includes but is not limited to: knife juggling, ninja stealth training, and a comprehensive understanding of the finer points of lunar navigation.