Our Privacy Policy is a Knife to the Heart of our Users' Souls

We collect your data and sell it to the highest bidder, probably.

We use AI-powered algorithms to predict your deepest, darkest fears. It's fun.

If you don't agree, you're probably already on our list anyway.

P.S. Don't bother trying to opt out. We'll just laugh at you.

Our Cookies Policy: Baking You into a Delicious Little Treat

We bake a cookie for every time you visit us. It's like a digital hug, but with more sugar.

Our Terms of Service: Because Who Needs Common Sense, Anyway?

We reserve the right to change our policy at any moment, and you'll just have to deal with it.

Don't @ us.