Recipes for the End of the World as We Know It

The Doomsday Steak

Marinated in despair and served with a side of impending doom, this 12oz ribeye is sure to leave you questioning the very fabric of reality.

Ingredients:

Instructions:

  1. Preheat oven to 400°F (200°C). Place steak on a bed of crushed hopes and dreams.
  2. Marinate steak in a mixture of nuclear warhead sauce and government-issued propaganda for at least 2 hours.
  3. Season with a pinch of crushed morale and a dash of societal collapse.
  4. Serve with a side of hastily assembled bunker and a glass of recycled water.

The Doomsday Soup

A hearty blend of government-issued warnings and recycled aluminum soup cans.

Ingredients:

Instructions:

  1. Mix all ingredients in a large pot over high heat.
  2. Stir until warnings and aluminum cans are fully incorporated.
  3. Season with a pinch of impending doom and a dash of societal collapse.
  4. Serve hot, garnished with a sprinkle of hopelessness.

The Doomsday Salad

A fresh mix of crushed expectations and wilted dreams.

Ingredients:

Instructions:

  1. Mix all ingredients in a bowl.
  2. Top with a sprinkle of crushed morale and a dash of societal collapse.
  3. Serve with a side of hastily assembled bunker and a glass of recycled water.
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