The Serrated Sabotage Society

We're a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated, and highly unstable individuals who specialize in the art of serrated sabotage.

Our motto? "Cutting through bureaucracy, one blade at a time."

Learn more about our clandestine activities Take our course on advanced serrated sabotage techniques Join the Serrated Sabotage Guild

Disclaimer: Serration is not a real thing. Don't try this at home.

Except, let's be real, you probably will.