Knot-Your-Grandmother

Because you clearly can't handle your grandmother's knitting.

Knit Your Own Drama | Sew Your Own Troubles

We specialize in bespoke granny-style scarves with an edge.

Our expert knitters will weave you a tale of woe and despair.

Warning: our scarves may cause excessive eye-rolling, spontaneous combustion, or an intense desire to call your mother.