Knots Are Tubes: The Ultimate Guide to Not Knowing Anything
Welcome to Knots Are Tubes, where the art of not knowing anything is our only goal. In this tutorial, we'll cover the basics of pretending to understand, the art of feigning expertise, and the science of not caring.
Pretending to Understand: A Beginner's Guide | The Art of Feigning Expertise: Advanced Knots Are Tubes | The Science of Not Caring: Knots Are Tubes EditionPretending to Understand: A Beginner's Guide
In this section, we'll cover the basics of looking smart when you have no idea what you're talking about. Learn how to nod, how to smile, and how to say 'uh-huh' in a sentence.
Pretentious Terms: A Guide to Using Big WordsThe Knots Are Tubes Dictionary
- Knot: A thing that looks like a knot.
- Tube: A long, hollow object.
- Not Knowing: The art of being clueless.