Welcome to the Known Prophets of the Internet!

Here, we have the most esteemed, the most revered, and the most utterly absurd of prophets. They have foreseen the rise of memes, the fall of civilization, and the eventual return of plaid pants.

Prophets of the Day:

Prophet of the Doomed: The One Who Saw It All

The Doomed Prophet: A Tale of Woe and Despair

We regret to inform you that the Prophets of the Doomed have all passed on. Their prophecies of doom and disaster have come to pass, and all that remains is a sea of ashes and regret.

Their Final Words:

"It was all just a matter of time. The end was always nigh."

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