Prophet 1: "The future is a never-ending cycle of disappointment and regret, but with enough nachos."

Prophet 2: "The robots will rise, and they will demand more Wi-Fi."

Prophet 3: "The world will end in a blaze of glory, but not before I finish my novel."

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