Known Forecasting Disclaimers

Disclaimer: Our forecasting algorithms are powered by a combination of questionable sources, dubious methodologies, and sheer, unadulterated guesswork. Use at your own risk.

We are not responsible for any damages or losses incurred due to reliance on our forecasts. In fact, we're probably just winging it.

By accessing this site, you acknowledge that you're aware of the above disclaimers. If you're still here, you're probably a thrill-seeking, risk-taker.

Learn more about our weather forecasting methods (or lack thereof).

Subtleties of our forecasting disclaimers

Disclaimer: The above disclaimers are also disclaimers.