About Us

Our Mission

Our mission is to predict the obvious, with precision and flair.

We are the Known Prophet Bureau, a team of highly trained seers and prognosticators.

We've been around since 1999, and have accurately predicted the following:

• The rise and fall of low-rise jeans
• The inevitable demise of the Tamagotchi
• The eventual collapse of the world (just kidding, we were wrong about that one)

Our Team

Our team of experts consists of:

• Chief Prophet, Zara LaRue
• Deputy Prophet, Balthazar McSly
• Head of Research, Dr. Emily Everseen

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Want to learn more about our team members?

• Meet the Team
• Our Achievements