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Here you will find the most unconventional wisdom in the land, carefully crafted with an eye towards maximum absurdity.
Our department is dedicated to exploring the uncharted territories of the human mind, pushing the boundaries of what is known and unknown, all while wearing brightly colored jumpsuits.
Our current projects include:
- Known Prophet Bread - A revolutionary new bread that is 90% whole grain, 10% pureed chicken, and 0% gluten.
- Solar Powered Dragon - A team of engineers and accountants working tirelessly to harness the power of the sun to power a fire-breathing dragon.