Our team of highly trained, highly skeptical mystics have developed a revolutionary new method for predicting the weather.
Using an intricate system of tarot cards, crystal balls, and interpretive dance, we've created a 99.9% accurate forecast system.
Want to see the results for yourself? Check out our Tarot Card Interpretations page for a detailed analysis of this week's forecast.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, head over to our Interpretive Dance Forecasts page for a more... expressive take on the week ahead.
Our team has developed a range of subpages to help you get the most out of our mystic weather forecasting methods.