CAVE OF THE UNRELENTING TROLLS

Located in the depths of the Known Universe, this cave is home to the most terrifying, yet hilarious, trolls in all the land.

Troll Stats

  • Height: 100m (plus or minus a few meters)
  • Weight: 5000kg (or so it claims)
  • Favorite Food: Raw Meat (preferably from the Known Universe's finest chefs)

Fun Facts

  • The cave has 12 entrances, but only 3 of them are actually exits.
  • Trolls are known to be excellent bakers, with a secret recipe for "Troll-icious" cookies.
  • The cave's acoustic properties make it the perfect place to practice your rock music skills.

Visit the Troll Bakery for a taste of their famous "Troll-icious" cookies.

Rock on with the Trolls at the cave's very own music venue.

Warning: Cave Entrance Ahead

Don't forget to bring a flashlight, because it's dark down here.