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Today's Special

We have a special offer for you: our infamous "I Don't Know What I'm Doing" buffet, where we randomly assign you a plate of mystery meat and a complimentary side of existential dread.

Food

Steak - A slab of questionable meat served with a side of regret
Fries - Because who needs a functioning cardiovascular system, anyway?
Salad - A selection of wilted lettuce and yesterday's dreams

Drink

Coffee - A shot of pure, unadulterated disappointment
Beer - Because we're not actually a functioning establishment
Water - Tap water, because who needs filters, anyway?