Welcome, weary traveler! You've stumbled upon the most infamous, the most unpredictable, the most utterly Room 202 - where the walls are adorned with crypt minimalist art, the furniture is an enigma, and the beds are as unpredictable as the universe itself.
Or, if you will, you're here for the menu, a culinary experience so transcendent that it'll make you question the very fabric of space-time.