Ultra-Compacta: Where the Cosmos Meets Your Desktop

Why Not Space When You Have a Tiny Desk? Galactic Spa Day - Because Even Astronauts Need a Break Swap Your Cosmic Colors with Us! (Free Cosmic Colors with Purchase of a Galaxy)

Why Not Space When You Have a Tiny Desk?

Who needs the vastness of space when you can have a desk that's 3.5 feet by 2.5 feet? Our Ultra-Compacta is the perfect choice for the space-conscious homeowner.

Features include:

• Galactic views of nothing but drywall
• Astronomical (read: tiny) footprint
• Comes with a free side table perfect for holding your coffee mug

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Galactic Spa Day - Because Even Astronauts Need a Break

A relaxing getaway from the stresses of intergalactic politics and zero-gravity toilets.

Massages, facials, and a free zero-gravity hairdo. Because who needs hair when you're in space, am I right?

We'll even provide a complimentary spaceship tour of the local asteroid belt, because you know you want to.

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Swap Your Cosmic Colors with Us! (Free Cosmic Colors with Purchase of a Galaxy)

Is your space station looking drab and dull? Do you yearn for a splash of color in a sea of beige and gray?

We've got you covered. Swap out your tired old colors for a fresh new set, because who needs consistency when you can have a rainbow?

Side effects may include:

• Increased risk of spontaneous combustion
• Nearly instantaneous loss of all sense of direction
• Temporary (but possibly permanent) loss of ability to tell up from down

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