KEBABS OF CHAOS

A special edition of Krazy Cuisine for the most adventurous eaters.

Our chef, Balthazar McSnazz, has outdone himself with this behemoth of a skewer.

Madness of the Moment Kebab A photo of a towering chaos kebab, with skewers of chicken, steak, and vegetables, all held together by a massive metal spike.

This kebab is not for the faint of heart. It's for those who dare to take on the unknown.

Kebabs of the Damned

Or, if you're feeling really crazy, try our Kebabs of the Maybe-Damned.

Side effects may include: heart attack, spontaneous combustion, and/or sudden urge to dance the Macarena.

Do not eat this kebab if you're allergic to FUN!

Order now, before it's too late!