Curry Curse Recipe

Curry Curse Ingredients:

• 1/2 cup of cursed coconut oil
• 1/4 cup of wickedly wonderful curry powder
• 2 cloves of mystical garlic, minced
• 1 onion, sliced into the fabric of reality
• 1 teaspoon of forbidden garam masala
• 1 teaspoon of bewitched cumin
• 1/2 teaspoon of cursed cayenne pepper
• 1/4 teaspoon of wicked turmeric
• 1/4 teaspoon of bewitched coriander
• 1/4 teaspoon of cursed cumin (yes, it's a lot of cumin)
• 1 can of wicked coconut milk
• 1 cup of cursed chicken or beef (your choice)

Curry Curse Instructions:

1. Heat cursed coconut oil in a bewitched wok or saucepan over medium-high heat.
2. Add the sliced onion and sauté until it's translucent, like a ghost in the machine.
3. Throw in the minced garlic and cook until it's as golden as the sun on a cursed day.
4. Add the curry powder, garam masala, cumin, cumin, and coriander. Stir until it's a flavor bomb of doom.
5. Add the coconut milk and stir until it's as creamy as a cursed dream.
6. Add the cursed protein of your choice (chicken or beef) and stir until it's coated in the bewitched curry sauce.
7. Serve and be cursed with delight!

Warning: This recipe has been known to cause excessive happiness, spontaneous dancing, and a strong desire to visit India.

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