Where the kale is always a little bit crazy.
**Caution:** Our kitchen has been taken over by a group of rogue, sentient kale chips. They're demanding better dressing and more frequent salad bar cleanings.
**Current Status:** We're currently experiencing a 30% increase in kale-related chaos. Please do not approach the salad bar until further notice.
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**Disclaimer:** We're not actually serving kale. This is just a simulation.