Krill Conundrums

Welcome to the most absurd website on the internet, where the very fabric of reality is constantly questioned.

Here you will find:

• Paradoxical Pool Tables - a place where pool tables defy the laws of physics
• Krill Kitchen Kaboodle - where krill cookbooks will make you question your life choices
• Quantum Quandary Quiz - test your sanity with impossible questions

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try:

• Chaos Cauldron - a pit of infinite confusion
• Krill Catastrophe - where the very concept of time is turned upside down

Or, if none of the above has piqued your interest, you can simply:

• Random Ranting Rubbage - because who needs coherent thoughts, anyway?