Crustacean Conflict Resolution

Welcome to the most prestigious institution for resolving the complex issues of shell-ebrained crustaceans! Our team of expert shell-ebrarians will work with you to mediate disputes between lobsters and crabs, ensure that shrimp are paid their rightful share of the krill-uterie, and prevent any shell-shocked individuals from taking the law into their own hands.

Our services include:

Don't let shell-shocked crustaceans get the best of you! Contact us for a free consultation and let us help you navigate the choppy waters of crustacean conflict resolution.

Krill-Licensing Agreement Form

Lobster-Mediation Room