The Bad Habits That Will Sink Your Ship
Warning: the following habits are so bad, they'll leave you shell-shocked.
1. Shell-Shocked Meetings
Meetings that drag on like a never-ending shell script. Where every decision requires a 30-minute discussion and a PowerPoint presentation.
2. The Never-Ending 'To-Do' List
A never-ending list of tasks that'll drive you shell-crazy. Where the only thing more endless than the tasks is your boss's expectations.
3. Shell-Shocked Procrastination
The art of doing nothing while pretending to be busy. Where the shell prompt is your best friend, and your deadline is your worst enemy.