MEETING AGENDA FOR THE AGES

Today's Agenda:

• 11:00am - Arrival of Free Donuts (Critical)
• 11:15am - Introduction of New Interns (Optional)
• 11:30am - Important Meeting About Not-So-Important Things
• 12:00pm - Lunchtime (Free for All, Except for Interns, They're on Their Own)
• 1:00pm - More of the Same, But with Less Coffee
• 3:00pm - Wrap-up and Praise for Our Overlords

Subagenda:

• Donut Protocol (v1.0) | Intern Management 2.0
• Caffeine Deprivation Study Group | Seniority Tests

Remember, folks, the most important agenda item is always the one with the free donuts.