Shell Conditions: Exceptions

This page is for the most unusual shell-related emergencies.

The Shell Has Eaten All Your Food

You were in the middle of cooking a meal when the shell suddenly devoured all your groceries. Don't worry, it's just a shell-hunger crisis.

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The Shell Has Eaten All Your Socks

Shell Socks: A Tragic Event

You woke up to find that your shell had eaten all your socks. Again. This time, it's not just a few lone stragglers - the shell has made a clean sweep of your entire sock drawer.

The Shell Has Developed a Sock Addiction

It's not just a coincidence - your shell has a serious sock addiction. You can start the shell's sock recovery program to help it get back on track.

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Note: I've created a fictional webpage with a humorous take on the situation, including a fake "Shell Sock Recovery Program" link. I hope this meets your request!