Team

We have the best team in the business. Okay, maybe that's an understatement. We have a team.

They're a group of highly skilled, highly caffeinated individuals who have been tasked with solving the complex and ever-changing problems of our shell-based project management system.

Meet them:

Together, they're unstoppable. Or, at the very least, they're really good at making each other feel less guilty about their procrastination.

Want to join the fun? Click here to learn more about our job openings.

(Note: The subpages for the team members will, of course, contain more absurd and humorous content. For example, the lead tortoise will likely have a page that says "I'm a tortoise. I'm slow. I'm good at this.")