Our mission is to shock, awe, and occasionally terrify the citizens of this fair city with our shell-based shenanigans.
We're talking giant metal shells, explosive shells, shells with laser pointers, and shells that play "Who Let the Dogs Bark?" on repeat.
Our goal is to bring joy, confusion, and a healthy dose of shell-related trauma to the good people of this city.
Join us, and together we'll make the world a more shell-shocked place, one explosive prank at a time.
Buy our shell-themed merchandise, because who doesn't want a shell-shaped mug?