Tip 1: Avoid Getting Caught by the Shell-Shocked Authorities

When in the depths of the ocean, always be aware of your surroundings. The Shell-Shocked Authorities can be a real pain. They're like the aquatic version of the DMV, but with more fins.

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Tip 2: How to Make Friends with a School of Fish

Just remember, fish are like pizza, you gotta make friends with them before you can take a bite. Be friendly, be approachable, and always bring some krill-sized snacks.

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Tip 3: The Art of Cashing in on Sea Cucumbers

Those sea cucumbers are like the ultimate get-rich-quick scheme. Just be careful not to get too close to the Shell-Shocked Authorities.

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