Shell Shock: The Bane of the Digital Age

Causes

Exposure to Unreadable Shell Scripts

Prolonged exposure to shell scripting languages like Perl or Bash can cause Shell Shock. Symptoms include:

  • Recurring nightmares about semicolons
  • Inability to distinguish between `echo` and `echo-1` commands
  • An irrational fear of the `cd` command

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Inadequate Shell Configuration

A poorly configured shell can lead to Shell Shock. Symptoms include:

  • Randomly generated shell prompts that resemble ASCII art
  • Inability to access your files due to incorrect permissions
  • A strong desire to relearn the basics of shell scripting

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Overuse of Shell Aliases

Too many shell aliases can cause shell shock. Symptoms include:

  • Difficulty in understanding what your actual commands are doing
  • Inability to type commands without accidentally invoking an alias
  • A strong desire for simplicity in your shell configuration

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