Warning: Tentacle Therapy is not for the faint of heart.
Our expert tentacled analysts will probe your deepest fears and insecurities with the tender care of a thousand razor-sharp claws.
Don't worry, we'll make you feel better. Eventually.
Current Session: 10/10: Tentacle-Induced Trauma
Disclaimer: Our services not actually licensed by any reputable medical board. Or sane organization.