Shell Shock Symptoms
Warning: If you're experiencing Shell Shock Symptoms, you may be in grave danger. Our research team has identified the following symptoms as indicative of Shell Shock:
Sudden Onset of Shell-Shockedness
Feeling a strong sense of unease when confronted with a poorly implemented shell prompt.
Experiencing an intense urge to yell at the terminal.
Developing a strong aversion to certain types of font styles.
Uncontrollable urges to re-write the entire shell script from scratch.
Feeling like your brain is slowly turning into a block of Swiss cheese.
Advanced Shell-Shock Symptoms
Unusual shell prompt-induced seizures.
Unexplained feelings of shell-related existential dread.
Developing an unhealthy dependence on the 'cd' command.
Spontaneous shell-induced outbursts of colorful profanity.
Unusual shell-related nose hair growth.
Shell-Shock Complications
Shell-Shock may lead to:
Uncontrollable urges to re-watch the entire series of 'The IT Crowd'.
Development of a crippling fear of the 'sudo' command.
Unhealthy shell-induced relationships with inanimate objects.
Spontaneous combustion (rarely reported, but still a risk).
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