Welcome to the esteemed field of Krill Theory, where the art of sudden, brutal death is taken very seriously.
Krill Technique is a highly sought-after discipline, requiring precision, finesse, and a dash of ruthlessness.
Our esteemed instructors will guide you through the ancient art of dispatching your quarry with ruthless efficiency, using the latest techniques in krill-slaying.
Explore our curriculum, including:
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our advanced courses: