Krill Velocity and the Meaning of Life

As we all know, krill are tiny, shrimp-like crustaceans that have been a staple of existential philosophy for centuries. But have you ever stopped to think about the velocity of krill? Do they move with a sense of purpose, or are they just drifting aimlessly through the ocean currents of life?

Our research team has been studying the krill for years, and we've come to a startling conclusion: krill velocity is directly correlated with the meaning of life itself. The faster the krill moves, the more it questions its own existence.

But don't just take our word for it! Check out our latest study on Krill Velocity as a Measure of Self and discover the shocking truth about the krill's place in the grand tapestry of existence.

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