The Obfuscator 9000 is a highly advanced, highly unreliable method of making your calculations look like a mess.
Simply replace all your variables with random gibberish characters, add some extraneous whitespace, and voila! Your calculations will be almost as impenetrable as a ancient Sumerian temple.
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