Quantum Cooking: The Many World's Sauce
BBQ Awesome: A Recipe for the Multiverse
Warning: This recipe may cause unintended consequences, such as spontaneous combustion or flavor dimensionality collapse. Proceed with caution.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of quantum uncertainty
- 1/2 cup of parallel universe cream
- 1/4 cup of multiverse mayo
- 1/4 cup of flavor particles
Instructions:
- Combine quantum uncertainty and parallel universe cream in a blender.
- Add multiverse mayo and flavor particles. Blend until smooth.
- Season with a dash of Schrödinger's salt.
- Pour into a saucepan and heat until the flavors collapse into a single, coherent state.
Side effects:
- Mild flavor fluctuations
- Unpredictable texture shifts
- Increased risk of culinary singularity
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