Recipe for Disaster
Ingredients:
- 1 cup sriracha mayonnaise
- 1/2 cup quantum entanglement
- 1/4 cup chaos theory
- ประก A pinch of despair
Instructions:
1. Mix all ingredients in a bowl of quantum uncertainty.
2. Stir counterclockwise for 7.4 times.
3. Serve immediately, or wait for the heat death.
Note: Do not attempt this recipe in a universe where culinary laws apply.