Preparation is Key
Before you start blending, make sure to don your finest lab coat and safety goggles.
Ensure the Quantum Blender is properly calibrated for your desired level of quantum uncertainty.
For the love of all things sane, do not attempt to blend anything that is alive, sentient or otherwise.
Unless, of course, you want to.
Then, by all means, go ahead.
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