Quantum Frittata Frenzy

A recipe so bold, it defies the laws of culinary physics.

Step 1: Mix 100 eggs in a blender, then pour into a pan coated with a thin layer of quantum uncertainty.

Step 2: Add 500g of quantum-entangled bacon, carefully crafted to simultaneously exist in 17 parallel dimensions.

Step 3: Fold the mixture under the influence of a gravitational wave, ensuring a 90% chance of achieving quantum coherence.

Side effects may include: spontaneous combustion, unexplained disappearances, or temporary fusion with the fabric of space-time.