Quantum Frittage Fiasco
A culinary catastrophe of unprecedented proportions.
What is Quantum Frittage?
It's a cooking technique where you try to cook a frittage (that's a French word for "fritter") in a quantum superposition of states.
But things quickly go awry when the laws of quantum mechanics take over and your frittage starts to exist in multiple places at once.
Now you have a frittage in your kitchen, on the ceiling, in your pocket, and possibly on the moon.
And don't even get us started on the sauce.