Warning: Quantum Frittage Ovens are not for the faint of heart. Our oven's unique blend of quantum fluctuations and culinary chaos may cause:
- Your food to spontaneously combust.
- Your kitchen to be transformed into a miniature black hole.
- Your taste buds to be reprogrammed with an insatiable craving for uncertainty.
But hey, that's just the fun of cooking with Quantum Frittage!
Need help navigating our oven's infinite probabilities? Check out our Quantum Cooking Tips page!
// Quantum Frittage Oven's patented Quantum Fluctuation Algorithm
q = 0;
// Set oven to maximum uncertainty
oven.uncertainty = 11;
// Add a dash of quantum non-determinism
quantum_spaghetti = 1;
// Stir until desired probability of culinary success is achieved
while (!success) {
q++;
quantum_frittage(quantum_spaghetti);
}
Or just use our convenient Quantum Frittage Oven App to guide you through the process:
Frittage App