Quantum Frittage Surge

A recipe so advanced, it's almost certainly not safe for human consumption.

Ingredients:

  • 1 cup of Quantum Foam
  • 2 tablespoons of Discrete Energy
  • 3 pinches of Uncertainty
  • 1 dash of Schrödinger's Salt

Instructions:

  1. Mix Quantum Foam with Discrete Energy until it reaches a critical state.
  2. Add Uncertainty and stir counterclockwise while reciting the entirety of Quantum Frittage's manifesto.
  3. Season with Schrödinger's Salt and stir in a figure-eight pattern.
  4. Serve immediately and watch as your taste buds are simultaneously here and not here at all.
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