Quantum Lunch Box is the latest innovation in culinary technology. It's like a lunch box, but with more quantum.
Our quantum lunch box uses advanced algorithms to create a meal that's 99.9% likely to meet your dietary needs.
Side effects may include: temporary loss of flavor, permanent loss of interest in vegetables.
Quantum Coffee Machine is a revolutionary new appliance that can brew the perfect cup of coffee, every time, every cup.
It uses advanced quantum entanglement technology to create a beverage that's 99.9% likely to wake you up, but only 0.1% likely to actually taste good.
Side effects may include: increased heart rate, spontaneous jitters, and a 50/50 chance of turning into a coffee snob.