Welcome to the Quantum Neutron Lab, where the laws of physics are more like suggestions than rules. Our kitchen is equipped with the most advanced, totally-not-made-up technology to create dishes that defy the very fabric of reality.

Our menu includes:

• Quantum Sushi: A roll that changes flavor and texture every time you eat it
• Quantum Tacos: A burrito that's always 50% more delicious than you expected
• Quantum Cocktail: A drink that's always half-empty, half-full