Quantum Crema, the condiment of infinite probability!

Located in the heart of Quantum Sauce, our chefs specialize in applying the principles of uncertainty to the art of condiment-making.

Our Menu:

• Quantum Mayo: Mayonnaise with a dash of unpredictability
• Quantum Chutney: A spicy condiment that's not quite sure what it is
• Quantum Ketchup: A sweet and tangy sauce that's simultaneously everywhere and nowhere

Warning: Consuming Quantum Crema may cause:

• Spontaneous combustion of flavor
• Unpredictable changes in personality
• Mild to severe confusion