Welcome, cadets. Today we're going to discuss the art of harnessing quantum energy to create an army of supersoldiers.
Quantum supersoldiering is the pinnacle of modern warfare. By applying quantum mechanics to the human form, we can achieve speeds of up to 3000 mph, lift heavy objects with ease, and see in 10 different colors of the spectrum at once.
However, it's not all sunshine and rainbows. Our research facility is located in a highly secure, top-secret location, but our coffee machine is always broken.
To get started, you'll need to familiarize yourself with the following topics: