Quantum Toaster 3000

The Ultimate Breakfast Appliance

Behold, the Quantum Toaster 3000! A device so advanced, so powerful, it defies the laws of physics and good taste.

With its patented Quantum Flux Capacitor, this toaster can cook your breakfast in a mere 2.5 seconds, faster than you can say "Schroedinger's Riddle"!

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Side effects of using the Quantum Toaster 3000 may include:

• Uncontrollable excitement
• Inexplicable joy
• Brief, intense episodes of spontaneous combustion