Quantum Superposition Salad: Where the laws of physics are bent for the sake of flavor.

Ingredients:

Instructions:

  1. Prepare the quantum state of the lettuce by placing it in a box and collapsing its wave function.
  2. Entangle the cherry tomatoes by placing them in a grid and applying a Hadamard gate.
  3. Quantum entwine the crumbled quantum cheese by mixing it with the collapsed lettuce.

Enjoy your Quantum Superposition Salad, but be warned: eating it may collapse your own wave function!